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We're working to create an awesome website for you! While we're busy, let us entertain you with some jokes we like.
1.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
They sure do!
2.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
You don't recognize me??!!
3.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
4.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Go lieth thee down, thou looks tired!
5.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
CAR GO BEEP BEEP!
6.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!
7.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN
8.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
9.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The.
The Who?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (in the style of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who)
10.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Ew.
11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.
12.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
13.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
14.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Big summer blowout.